oracne - Victoria Janssen (oracne) wrote,
oracne - Victoria Janssen
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top twelves

Swiping from The Good, The Bad, the Unread's Top Twelve Lists She Considered Writing But Didn't:

Top Twelve Phrases I Never Want to See in an Erotic Romance.

Suggestions?



1. "Triumphant grunting."
2. "Vaginal farting."
3. "Viscous passage."
4. "Mingled puddle of their loving."
5. "Core of her womanhood." [oops, too late!]
6. "Inflamed foreskin."
7. "Desperate snorting."
8. "Discharge." Of any variety.
9. "The sweat of his maleness."
10. "Pipe organ."
11. "Accidental wetness."
12. "Tart smegma."


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