May 5th, 2010


Beware The Maw!

If you have a milkshake, Beware the Maw! She will beam at you and, in a daze of cuteness, you will hand over your cup so she can drink most of it and thoroughly chew the end of your straw in the process.

Her most dangerous words are, "More, please!"

Elder Tot informed me I should easily be able to write a story for her featuring us and dancing animals in the (less than) an hour while she was at her dance lesson. I informed her I might have to finish said story at home. We professional writers are pathetic, aren't we?