This is why I should not be allowed to buy wine on my own. I am not a wine-drinker, did you guess? I will just as soon buy something for the nifty label, and if I drink it, I like the sweeter stuff, up to and including wine made from Concord grapes or apples. Axler, stop laughing.
I've been kind of down this week, for no particular reason, so hopefully the party tomorrow will cheer me up.