oracne - Victoria Janssen (oracne) wrote,
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Pirates!

Poll #1264898 Pirates!

In a romantic erotica novel with sailors and pirates, I think these events MUST be included:

Kidnapped by pirates
0(0.0%)
Ship-to-ship battle
0(0.0%)
A terrible storm
0(0.0%)
Frolicking on a desert island
0(0.0%)
Kidnapped by ex-mutineers
0(0.0%)
Chained in the captain's cabin
1(1.6%)
Taking a bath onboard ship in a tub
0(0.0%)
Taking a bath onboard ship using a sea pump
0(0.0%)
Ship pursued by other ship
0(0.0%)
A fight on the docks
0(0.0%)
Someone eaten by sharks
0(0.0%)
A ship sinking
0(0.0%)
Stranded in a lifeboat
0(0.0%)
An encounter with a sea monster
1(1.6%)
Something else which I will mention in comments
0(0.0%)

I think pseudo-Russian pirates are a good idea.

Yes.
13(21.3%)
No.
7(11.5%)
Clicky.
3(4.9%)
Maybe.
32(52.5%)
WTF?
6(9.8%)

If the Duke of Slut told me he wanted to marry me, I'd totally believe him.

Sure.
6(9.8%)
Not!
26(42.6%)
Clicky.
6(9.8%)
Maybe.
13(21.3%)
WTF?
10(16.4%)
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