oracne - Victoria Janssen (oracne) wrote,
oracne - Victoria Janssen

Eunuch Fanfic

Yesterday, I again expressed my deep desire to see fanfic for the eunuchs (Kaspar and Arno) in my book. feklar helped me to come up with the plots for the early Kaspar -n- Arno 2GtR4EVR Canon.

"The Eunuchs Shop for Plantation Blinds"

"The Eunuchs Bring Home a Shih Poo"

"The Eunuchs Develop a Psychic Bond With Each Other"

"The Eunuchs Visit an Alternate Universe Where They Are Elves. With Wings."

"The Eunuchs Capture a Serial Killer"

"The Eunuchs Have Twin Ass-Babies!"

"The Eunuchs Don't Need the Aliens to Make Them Do It"

"A Very Special Eunuch Story: The Threat of Colon Cancer" [luckily, it was only a misplaced toy]

"The Eunuchs Meet Mr. Spock. And It's Pon Farr!"

Please, feel free to add your own in comments.
Tags: downtherabbithole, hell yes avoidance is a tactic, the duchess
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