"The Eunuchs Shop for Plantation Blinds"
"The Eunuchs Bring Home a Shih Poo"
"The Eunuchs Develop a Psychic Bond With Each Other"
"The Eunuchs Visit an Alternate Universe Where They Are Elves. With Wings."
"The Eunuchs Capture a Serial Killer"
"The Eunuchs Have Twin Ass-Babies!"
"The Eunuchs Don't Need the Aliens to Make Them Do It"
"A Very Special Eunuch Story: The Threat of Colon Cancer" [luckily, it was only a misplaced toy]
"The Eunuchs Meet Mr. Spock. And It's Pon Farr!"
Please, feel free to add your own in comments.