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"You want slick, not stick."

Poll #1174932 "You want slick, not stick."

If I were reading about sodomy, this is how I'd like to see lubricant referred to.

I will never, ever read about sodomy.
1(2.3%)
Lubricant? What for?
0(0.0%)
Grease.
0(0.0%)
Oil.
3(7.0%)
Ointment.
0(0.0%)
Salve.
2(4.7%)
Cream.
0(0.0%)
Lotion.
1(2.3%)
Emollient.
0(0.0%)
Butter.
0(0.0%)
Lubricant.
7(16.3%)
Goose grease.
1(2.3%)
Clicky slicky.
1(2.3%)
I'd prefer to imagine it, like I imagine the socks coming off.
4(9.3%)
I don't care, so long as there's lubricant in some form.
23(53.5%)
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